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Too late to translate. Make sure to drink coffee tomorrow morning. Or else the production crew will get ya.

1: Eyelashes aren't there for decor, you know.
2: My eyes are so crisp and clean!
They're there for your protection.
3: They keep... well... unwanted things out.

1: Ehh, another day of work. Now who is my patient?
Doctors don't always like going to work
2: I am. I need surgery.
They can go into a trance because of patient's good looks.
3: Well, I guess I'll get another doctor.
No.....